can you fight the homestuck? longest thread in the history of forums, locked by moderators after pages of heated debate

Your name is KATIA CHRONOTOPICS. You are a WRITER AND EDITOR by profession, and the fact that you get paid to do this kind of work just a little ways out of college means most of your day-to-day work is BORING OR UNPLEASANT. You live in the MIDATLANTIC USA, a fact that you weren't always having as much fun with as you are today. You want to go back to school for CREATIVE NONFICTION MEMOIR ESSAYS, though you have been known in the past to write LONG WORKS OF GENRE FICTION, including HOMESTUCK FANFICTION. Speaking of which, you were once quite fond of HOMESTUCK AND ADJACENT WEBCOMICS and remain so to this day, though less actively. Your primary fictional fascinations include PEOPLE WHO DO UNFORGIVABLE THINGS TO EACH OTHER, WOMEN WHO LIKE THEIR JOBS TOO MUCH, and TRAGIC BREAKUPS THAT LAND PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF A MORAL DIVIDE. From there, it's fairly conclusive that you were fond of VRISREZI.

What will you do?

==> Peruse an archive of past art

==> Peruse an archive of past fanfiction

==> Peruse your literary-critical thought on Homestuck-adjacent subjects, making sure to say, "Wow, I was so smart!" when you read them over

==> Never fucking mind Homestuck, can we talk about AL2RNIA?

==> Forget all this and return to the main site